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The Fleshlight is the newest fad sweeping the net. You should get one. They almost make women obsolete.
In fact, the only real difference between a Fleshlight and a woman is the Fleshlight can't make you breakfast the next morning.
But then again, the Fleshlight also can't fuck your best friends and then lie about it like a dirty whore.