Good job getting it everywhere but in your mouth, kid.
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I wish I could hook up with this chick... without the help of duct tape and roofies.

Lil' Lexy's site is ridiculously hot. I really want to get with this girl. Too bad she'd just deny me. Well, maybe she wouldn't.
Who am I kidding? She definitely would. Roofie time, bitch.