Products That
Fail -
05.31.08
MySpace
Karaoke
Okay, I don't know if you could technically
consider MySpace's new "
MySpace
Karaoke" a product, but I'm going
to anyway. And, let me tell you, this new
gimmick of theirs is an epic fail. For those
of you not familiar with this new steaming
pile of virtual garbage, let me fill you
in.
MySpace
Karaoke is a place where talentless
losers with too much free time on their
hands,
like
this jerk-off, can go to produce eardrum-shattering
music. Why? I really have no clue. Almost
every karaoke attempt I suffered through
was so bad I wanted to use my speakers for
skeet shooting, yet these people put this
crap online anyway for other people to "listen
to and enjoy." There are literally
hundreds of karaoke recordings, and not
one of them is any good. You can find a
nice list of 'em
right
here. Listen to a few and it might make
you feel better about yourself. The first
thing I thought when I got done listening
to a couple of these musical disasters was,
"Wow, thank God I'm not any of these
people."
Kudos to MySpace for providing a place for
people to take otherwise decent music and
rape the shit out of it. "I know, let's
take some music made by people with talent
and let completely talentless people make
asses out of themselves to it."
Move over, Roxette. You have some serious
competition
right
here.
