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If Weird Al and that faggot lead singer from
Nickelback had a kid. |
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It doesn't even waste time
bothering to have a chin. |
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Chris Farley had a sister?
You know the chick on the left only hangs out
with this sea cow to look prettier and feel
better about herself. That's what broads do,
seriously. |
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Whenever somebody tells me abortion is wrong,
I show them pictures like this. |
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Ivy Black
is the newest craze sweeping the web. Why?
Because she's fucking gorgeous. |
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Cabage Patch Kids aren't so cute anymore
once they grow up. |
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Like, seriously. It's
just weird. |
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Sorry about your face, buddy. |
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Which one is the whale? It's hard to tell. |
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Lil'
Lexy's site is ridiculously hot. I really
want to get with this girl. Too bad she'd
just deny me. Well, maybe she wouldn't.
Who am I kidding? She definitely would.
Roofie time, bitch. |
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I'm not exactly sure what it is, but I'm fairly
sure it's a Jim Henson creation. |
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If Gary Busey had a daughter, and that
daughter was beaten repeatedly with a bag
of rocks.
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"Maybe if there are enough hearts in
the background, people won't noticed that I'm
fucking hideous." |
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I don't even have to say anything. |
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Me:
"Can you come bail me out of jail?"
My brother: "Why,
what happened?" Me:
"Cindy woke up halfway through." |
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