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Because yellow teeth and boob stains are so
in right now. |
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The illegitimate lovechild
of Adam Carolla and Guy Smiley. |
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"Just think of all the soap we could
make out of her," said Tyler Durden. |
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Meet Kelly. She's so fat she has to wake up
in sections. |
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Meet
Lexy. She has one of the single hottest
sites online... no exaggeration. |
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Although the facial hair would have us believe
otherwise, this is actually a female.
When this chick was born her parents probably
named her "Shit Happens." |
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If cell phones could cry,
the one in this fat sack's hoof would be
bawling its eyes out. |
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This broad's so ugly she could model for
death threats. |
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That's real attractive you stupid piece
of ice cream inhaling shit. |
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If you
like real amateur girls doing all kinds
of stuff they're not suppose to... click
below. |
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You know the most exciting part of this wedding
for her was the cake. |
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It was the best anniversary they'd ever had.
Thank you, Peter Piper Pizza. |
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Gastric bypass pamphlet in one hand. Surgeon
on phone in the other hand.
We can dream, anyway. |
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Leah
has some of the best boobies you'll ever
see. I kind of want them in my mowf. |
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